I'm going to hit you with a brick so hard it kills you on impact.

For ten minutes I will just stare at your corpse waiting for you to stand back up but I know it will never happen. You have changed me by simply lying there. I have used you to change myself.

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Some day you will be put in a box like an old hat. And no one will ever take you out again.

I have a body pillow with mr peanut on it.

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i think i would know if I was filled with little centipedes but who knows. i feel something writhing within me.

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if black cats are bad luck i coud be dead
fashion is tempaer so why like it.,hm,what was i saying?

AHGH! IT BURNS IT BURNS. i looked at the SUN! THE SUN. for the first time in SEVENTY YEARS. >

please come home honey. I missed you so much. I'm sorry I died in that car crash. Come back to the ground. It's soft here.

You should deaw something with bart simpsn kisinsg thebule version.

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I'm no snake, but I'm just as deadly. HA HA HA
srew fate I'm not dead yet
unleash the darkness
tricky, fallen angel, creature of night, be afraid of the dark because it just got darker

I'm not real? me? I'm not real? You're saying someone like me doesn't exist?

I have sent you a bill for all the goddam cardboard you keep eating out of the yard. I'm using that for mushroom food and you are not a mushroom.